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[Well, that's cool, bro, he's just...going to be staring for a moment or two, his bravado kicked down a notch now that a more important question has surfaced in his mind]
... so, did you lose a fight with a keg of kerosene, or are my eyes going stupid down here?
Hey, a God's gotta look good! Maybe you should take a few pointers while I'm down here.
Anyway, I'm looking for the guy behind all of...this. Last time I checked, the Underworld was a liiiiittle more bureaucratic looking than what I'm seeing here.
I'm sorry, did the immortal Zippo lighter want to start something? I got a breeze blowing around parts I'd rather not, so I'm not in the mood for this sorta thing.
At least we agree on something, though. [and gives him a once over, sizing him up] I came down here since it's the only place I knew back home that had gods, to be honest. But of course, figures you're not the guy I'm looking for. And neither is that other guy up there either.
Tch', you're preaching to the choir. It's not like I want to be responsible for all these people to begin with. That other bastard up there just won't let me leave.
Besides, like I said, I came down here 'cuz I thought this would be the same as the Underworld back home. Looks like I was dead wrong though, if you can pardon the pun.
Nah, the whole gloom and doom thing really spices the place up! Really gives you the feel that you're dead and you're screwed here on after. I'm just used to cuter girls navigating the river.
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In charge of where? The underworld or everything? You have to be specific, kid.
/PUNCHES BACK
... so, did you lose a fight with a keg of kerosene, or are my eyes going stupid down here?
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Anyway, I'm looking for the guy behind all of...this. Last time I checked, the Underworld was a liiiiittle more bureaucratic looking than what I'm seeing here.
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Bureaucratic? Paperwork is for schmoes. [Of course, he creates a contract and immediately burns it.]
I'm just poor little Hades and this here is my kingdom, the Underworld. You want the big man, you're in absolutely the wrong place. He's up, not down.
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At least we agree on something, though. [and gives him a once over, sizing him up] I came down here since it's the only place I knew back home that had gods, to be honest. But of course, figures you're not the guy I'm looking for. And neither is that other guy up there either.
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If you're not looking for the big man Zeus then you might as well just get lost from this entire gig.
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Besides, like I said, I came down here 'cuz I thought this would be the same as the Underworld back home. Looks like I was dead wrong though, if you can pardon the pun.
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...and less Fidos with three heads.