TEST RUN;

[oflove]

Need a test run for your character in the game? Respond to this post. Any of the god mods (oflove, ofall, ofwisdom, or ofdeath) will respond to you for a thread that you can place in your app in lieu of a sample post.

Happy threading!

Comments

[ofdeath]

When I want advice from a Pomeranian, I'll get one as a pet.

Bureaucratic? Paperwork is for schmoes. [Of course, he creates a contract and immediately burns it.]

I'm just poor little Hades and this here is my kingdom, the Underworld. You want the big man, you're in absolutely the wrong place. He's up, not down.

[holyshit]

I'm sorry, did the immortal Zippo lighter want to start something? I got a breeze blowing around parts I'd rather not, so I'm not in the mood for this sorta thing.

At least we agree on something, though. [and gives him a once over, sizing him up] I came down here since it's the only place I knew back home that had gods, to be honest. But of course, figures you're not the guy I'm looking for. And neither is that other guy up there either.

[ofdeath]

I don't start what can't be finished, kid. And believe me, nothing you got in mind is going to be finished.

If you're not looking for the big man Zeus then you might as well just get lost from this entire gig.

[holyshit]

Tch', you're preaching to the choir. It's not like I want to be responsible for all these people to begin with. That other bastard up there just won't let me leave.

Besides, like I said, I came down here 'cuz I thought this would be the same as the Underworld back home. Looks like I was dead wrong though, if you can pardon the pun.

[ofdeath]

What? You don't like how I've done the place up? This is real style and class here.

[holyshit]

Nah, the whole gloom and doom thing really spices the place up! Really gives you the feel that you're dead and you're screwed here on after. I'm just used to cuter girls navigating the river.

...and less Fidos with three heads.