3way | PRE-OPENING, TEST RUN.

[ Olympus is dressed in its best. On banners strewn across the columns are symbols similar to coats of arms... but these are different. That is your symbol, your way of life. From your chambers, you've reached the Pantheon of the new gods. Strange people dressed in different robes greet your sight, all done up magnificently in jewels and gold, all looking similarly confused but discussing the whys, hows, getting the where am I's out of the way. A woman in white, crowned in strands of magenta jewels, speaks in a booming voice that sounds projected by ways unknown to technology. ]

Her speech, made known.

[ You've been assigned your duties in one fell swoop. The crowd raises its voices with its questions and confusion.

So amidst this, what do you do? ]

[ OOC; Since we are pushing back the date of opening, this will serve as the games pre-opening, for all accepted characters to tag and join in, AND for all interested players to tag in with a potential character, to get a feel for the game. All threads from this post are usable for samples. This is also the christening of the spam community, so you may now post memes and the like, accepted players! Thank you, and enjoy the new era. ]

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[Amazingly enough, he actually paid attention to most of that speech, as experience has taught him to listen up when you've been kidnapped by higher forces.

...however, that's not the pressing issue on his mind]

HEY! LADY! If you guys are so almighty and powerful, at least gimme something that doesn't air condition my ass!

Can we have something to tape this guys' mouth shut too?

I'm sorry, was I asking for your input?

We're all gods here. I'm sure we can be mature equals of divine power.

[ she is absolutely flinging a huge ball of clouds at the back of your head mentally ]

[HE CAN FEEL THAT YOU KNOW]

Yeah, sure, I'll remember that when you're not wearing something that makes you look like a goth kid's Christmas present.

[and now there is a big, blue bird thing ~~ignore the icons~~ creeping up behind you, not very pleased with this cloud business]

PUU!

[ trolleports ]

Yeah... sneak attacks aren't going to help you or your big blue feathery companions. Besides, aren't we supposed to not fight?

[FFFFFUUUUU]

...wait, who in the hell said THAT? We can totally fight!

...

Can't we?

Slaughter and battle isn't permitted amongst us. After all, shouldn't we be setting an example for the lowly normal people?

[sorry, he didn't catch that last part beeeecause--]

...we can't fight.

I'm stuck. In some history nerd's version of a wet dream.

And I can't fight.