TEST RUN;

[oflove]

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Happy threading!

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requesting Hades, sirs and ladies!

[donotpursue]

[Lu Bu was an easy man to please. Sure, he was dead now, dead because of his own failings at that, but he'd become quick to get over after being filled in on his new godhood. The second time, that is. The first time, after discovering he was still "alive," he had caused a bit of a ruckus and the explanation had needed to start over. Lucky thing he was omniescient now; even for someone as impatient as Lu Bu, it made things go a lot faster... once he calmed himself, that is.]

Hades!

[and after stripping himself of that flimsy robe and donning his prized armor, which seemed oddly new feeling, he proceeded to go find a door to bang on. sorry, guy.]

Hades! I've come for a deal! Don't try and hide from Lu Bu, I know you're in there!

[ofdeath]

[Whoop, whoop, appearing right beside him]

Lu Booboo, my good man. What can I do for you?

[donotpursue]

[Grah! He swings around, all manly and warrior like, and clenches a fist!]

Hahaha...! Excellent! Then I'll just get right to the chase.

[crossing his arms, he looks at the god of death like he's just another guy. lu bu for ya.]

I'm looking for some revenge. It seems with things as they are now, I won't have the chance, but you should specialize in that kind of thing, shouldn't you?

[ofdeath]

Sure, revenge. That's on the list of things that send people here. Who is it and what do you want exactly?

[donotpursue]

I thought as much. [he nods] That damned Cao Cao... Even after I offered to serve him, rather than accept, he humiliated me, and then had me killed! It may have brought me here, but it is a stain on my armor that I will not allow to stay!

I want him dead. If it's possible, I want to kill him myself!

[ofdeath]

And just how far are you willing to go to send his soul to me?

[donotpursue]

That all depends on you, I'd say.

Send me back, and in just a day, even as my normal self, I could give you hundreds of his men in addition to him!

[ofdeath]

Why go that far when you can entertain too. The two of you in an arena with an audience.

[donotpursue]

Such a fight would be boring for the audience. At least let him bring some of his finest troops with him to even the odds.

[ofdeath]

That'll cost extra.

[donotpursue]

... [he's not stupid - and he knows these types, but his pride still has a factor here.] Hmph...

Cao Cao will do.